Tuesday, April 8, 2008

Things I've learned:

  • Onesies are white for a reason: so that you can [literally] bleach the crap out of them.
  • Oxyclean is a wonderful invention, particularly for those not-white onesies.
  • Long haired cats are more pleasant when they're short haired cats.
  • I should've started making "honey do" lists a long time ago.
  • That aspirator thing that the doctors give you for sucking your kid's nose out really works...if you can tie the screaming snotty [again, literally] kid down long enough to not shove it into either their eye or their brain.
  • Drew Carey is a much cooler Star of TPIR than Bob Barker.
  • Ryan Seacrest is kind of a yutz.
  • Gordon Ramsay is not a yutz.
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3 comments:

  1. CarrieApril 9, 2008 at 1:18 PM

    I am trying to stay as far away as possible from anything that is white when I am buying stuff for Annika. Alex is 7 and still can't wear white (LOL).

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  3. AnonymousApril 10, 2008 at 5:04 PM

    Thanks for the insight... I can't wait to almost poke out Addison's eyes and brain with the aspirator!!!

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