You know how...

...your head gets all stuffy and food doesn't taste which tends to take most of the enjoyment out of eating since most stuff feels like mush...
...after you've blown your nose at least a million times your nose starts to do that thing on the Kleenex commercials where it tries to run away and glows all red...
...you know that there are things that you could or should be doing but since your head is full of mucus you're incapable of a coherent string of thoughts...
...you're pretty sure that there has to be some kind of exterior bulge that the world outside of your head can see to tell that your sinuses are compacted into a solid mass...
...your stomach gets kind of upset because of the seemingly astronomical amounts of aforementioned mucus that does the post-nasal-drip thing...
...you would love to put yourself on the -Quil regiment (NyQuil, NyQuil, NyQuil, we love you, you giant f-ing Q--click it, you have to), but you can't take anything stronger than Tylenol and Halls since you're still freakin' nursing...
...how Tylenol and Halls just don't cut it sometimes...
...sometimes you feel better just whining a little bit...